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Investigators Probe SpaceX Explosion as Potential Domestic Terrorism

Washington, D.C. - March 7, 2025 - KASH and SpaceX explosion Blue Origin threats Federal authorities are now treating the SpaceX Starship explosion as a possible act of domestic terrorism, following a claim of responsibility from the radical activist group KASH (Keep All Spending Here).

According to security officials, KASH may KASH and SpaceX explosion domestic KASH and SpaceX explosion public opinion terrorism have used cyberwarfare to sabotage the rocket's software, potentially gaining access to classified SpaceX data. Early reports suggest a breach linked to the Chinese hacking syndicate known as the Salt Tycoon Group, which has been involved in previous cyberattacks targeting U.S. infrastructure.

"This is not just activism-this is an attack on American innovation," said cybersecurity expert Max Headroom, who believes the hack was an intentional act of digital sabotage.

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Federal Agencies Investigate KASH as Potential Domestic Terrorists

Authorities are now investigating KASH as a possible domestic terrorist organization following their claim of responsibility for the SpaceX explosion. Reports suggest that the group may have received cyber assistance from Chinese hackers, the Salt Tycoon Group, to infiltrate SpaceX's systems. Lawmakers are pushing for a federal classification of KASH as an extremist threat, fearing more sabotage against American innovation. Meanwhile, KASH members argue that their actions are a form of economic activism, not terrorism. The FBI and Homeland Security are now monitoring KASH-affiliated online forums for further threats against U.S. space programs.

KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion

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